Thursday, May 23, 2019

Game Plan for 2019

You may have noticed a bit of a lull around here lately. I haven't been posting many updates since the end of Tomb of Annihilation. That's because I generally only post write-ups of campaigns I run as a Dungeon Master/Game Master and for the last few months my good friend has been running Coriolis for our group.

Coriolis concluded a few weeks ago and we're starting up a new game this Friday. I thought I would post a tentative schedule of upcoming games I'm planning to run so you have an idea of what to expect from this blog.

This Friday I'm starting a "palate-cleanser" mini-campaign of Deadlands. I wanted to run a short mini-campaign in the Western genre for the sole reason that I own a two boxes of Western-themed minis and want to use them.

I own several Western-themed RPGs: Boot Hill (2nd and 3rd edition), FGU's Wild West, Sidewinder, Sidewinder Recoiled, Deadlands, Spellslinger, d20 Modern, Devil's Gulch for BRP, and several OSR variants.

I wanted to run something short with simple character generation and gameplay, so FGU's Wild West and the d20 games were ruled out. That left Boot Hill, Deadlands, and OSR variants.

I then polled my players to ask them what flavor of Western-themed RPG they preferred:

  • Vanilla historical ala Boot Hill
  • Supernatural mystery ala Devil's Gulch
  • Straight-up Fantasy ala Deadlands

Their answers pointed to Deadlands.

So this Friday we'll be creating characters and running a session zero. Then we'll play a short adventure from the Marshall Law book for 2-3 weeks.

Ghosts of Saltmarsh 
After that, we'll pivot back to D&D. I got plenty of feedback after Tomb of Annihilation that they enjoyed fighting pirates on the high seas and wanted to do more of that. Therefore, I'm going to run Ghosts of Saltmarsh as an intermittent campaign.

The plan is as follows - I'll run Sinister Secrets of Saltmarsh for 4-6 weeks, then we'll take a break an play something else for 4-6 weeks. Then we'll return to Saltmarsh for the second adventure. We'll play another game after that, then return to the third adventure, and so on.

I'm going to play fast and loose with the "world building" this time. I'm not going to set the campaign in a "world". I'm just going to let the players do the world building as they see fit.

They can play anything they want and can switch characters in between adventures should they choose. I want them to be able to experiment and play different things.

Ultraviolet Grasslands
One of the side-stories I hope to run after August is Ultraviolet Grasslands by Luka Rejec. I backed this Kickstarter and I'm really looking forward to it. I'll probably run it using Dungeon Crawl Classics but without the demihuman classes. Or maybe even Mutant Crawl Classics.

Other Games
One of my players has expressed an interest in running some other games, so these breaks present opportunities to try them out. He's interested in running Mutant Year Zero, Barbarians of Lemuria, and his own sea-faring D&D game.

In between, if we enjoyed Deadlands enough, we'll pivot back to that.

I'll endeavor to write up and illustrate summaries of each chapter I run as they happen. So look forward to an eclectic summer and fall here at Geekrampage! 

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Pirate Party on Ninja Island

During a long company workshop yesterday, we used hexagonal sticky-notes to group our ideas. Seeing these little hex-shaped groupings immediately made me start thinking of board games and RPGs. So during the break, I ran and got my office dice bag and a handful of figures I keep in a small toy box under my desk (Yes, I have a toy box at work, completely unrelated to my work or my company, I can provide more info upon request) and sketched out a quick game on the fly.

Later that afternoon I wrote down my thoughts about the game rules and came up with a few other small improvements. Here's what I came up with!

Pirate Party on Ninja Island

One player is the “Hex Master” and one to four players are the pirates. You will need at least one and as many as four of the following: four-sided dice, six-sided dice, eight-sided dice, ten-sided dice, and twelve-sided dice. You will need a bunch of six-sided hexagonal sticky-notes arranged into islands of four, six, and eight hexes.

The Hex Master
The Hex Master populates each hex island with ninjas and boss monsters. A boss monster can only go on a pink hex. At least one hex must contain no ninjae or monster-lords. Ninjae roll 1d6 each for combat. Boss monsters roll higher dice - d8 for the first boss, d10 for the second, d12 for the third.

Each player picks a pirate and chooses a class for their pirate. Only one pirate from each class is allowed in any pirate party.
  • Captain, once per level one of the members of the pirate party of your choice may re-roll one combat roll. 
  • Ship's Surgeon, once per level the Ship's Surgeon can return one lost pirate of their choice from the dead. 
  • Survivor, once per level the Survivor can survive a failed combat roll against a ninja. 
  • Cutthroat, once per level, if the Cutthroat loses a combat roll against a ninja, not only does the Cutthroat die, the ninja dies also. 
A pirate starts at zero level and rolls a d4. You increase your level by +1 for each boss monster your pirate helps defeat. Each level +1 gives you +1 to your roll. You have 4 pirates in your pirate party.

Each pirate player picks an unoccupied hex on an hex island of their choice to start. It is wise to pick the island with the least ninjas. It is also wise for multiple pirates to pick the same hex and fight as one rather than spread out.

Who Goes First?
The Hex Master and the players each rummage through their pockets for loose change. Check the years on each of the coins. The side with the highest digit on any year gets to go first. Ties go to the next highest digit. If no one has any loose change, the side with the youngest player goes first.

Players may move each pirate one hex. The Hex Master may move one ninja one hex.

If a pirate or ninja wind up in the same hex, combat occurs. Each side rolls a die: Each pirate in the hex rolls 1d4 + level, each ninja in the hex rolls 1d6, boss monsters roll d8, d10, or d12. If any of the pirates roll higher than any of the ninjae or boss monsters, one ninja or boss-monster in the hex of the Hex-master's choice is killed. If any of the ninjae roll higher than any of the pirates, one pirate of the pirate party's choice is killed. If all rolls are tied, combat continues.

Combat continues until either only pirates or only ninjae/boss monsters remain in the hex.

Level Up!
If the pirate party defeats a boss monster, they regain all their lost pirates. But only the pirates that survived the fight against the boss monster increase a level! Move to the next island and repeat until either all pirates are dead or all boss monsters are defeated.

I just made these up as I went along. Improvise!

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Carrots and Suffering

Friends of mine made a D&D live-play podcast, and it's great!

This podcast is a gem! The episodes are nice and short (about an hour each) which is much better than most 3+ hour gaming podcasts out there! Nate Shehorn's voice is a joy to listen to. Sandra Elliott, Mandy Stigant, and Julie Wnuk are fantastic role-players. They give each character a distinct personality. Their characters actually act like teenage girls. It's not your typical D&D party.

I would describe this story as Harry Potter meets the new She-Ra TV series by way of a YA novel series. There's teenage drama, there's house intrigue, there's lying and schemes and investigation and a hint of mystery.

I don't think I've ever encountered a D&D game with a girl's night sleepover (complete with makeover) followed by tense non-violent confrontation with bullies/rivals (possibly my favorite scene!). Kudos to Nate and the Best Friends Team for thinking on your feet (both players and DM) and turning what was probably supposed to be a combat encounter into something right out of a YA novel/movie.

Also, bravo on excellent editing! All the useless side banter and chatter is removed. I don't know how much of that is good editing and how much is attentive respectful and engaged players, but it's great!

Friday, March 15, 2019

The Ptera-Folk Lair of M'bala - a side quest for Tomb of Annihilation

Page 74 of Tomb of Annihilation offers a small side-quest to raid a Pterafolk nest for Nanny Pu'pu. I created the following short dungeon to flesh out that quest. It was a challenging dungeon for four to five characters of 2nd to 3rd level.  I included more pterafolk the first time I ran this - 4 in the shrine, 6 + 2 elders + 1 leader in the common area against 4 PCs at 4th level which pretty much ended with a TPK, so I reduced the number of pterafolk in this write-up. I also explicitly call out that the pterafolk wish to capture some prisoners alive in case you need to further dial back the carnage.

"Oh... you seek knowledge! Nanny Pu'pu knows many things. But knowledge has a price. There's ALWAYS a price!" The old woman's cackle sent the flying monkeys scattering.

She wheezed for a moment and regained her breath, "You want to know about the DEATH CURSE! Yes, the little monkeys have told Nanny Pu’pu about the dead things in the forest. Nanny Pu’pu does not cause it. Nanny Pu’pu can return life to the dead but only when the price is paid."

"Nanny Pu’pu knows the answer to your questions. But she will answer no questions unless you bring Nanny Pu’pu a gift. Yes. Bring her a gift and pay the price."

"Hidden in the rocks on the south side of this tepui is a nest of pterafolk, wretched things that eat Nanny Pu'pu's little monkeys. Bring to Nanny Pu’pu one of their wretched eggs, or better one of their wriggling young, and Nanny Pu’pu will answer your questions. The price must be paid. Yes."

The city of M'Bala is located on top of a type of large granite monolith called a tepui. The tepui rises a thousand feet above the surrounding jungle-clad hills. 

The flock of Pterafolk that Nanny Pu'pu detests make their home in a cave 30 feet below the southern lip of the plateau. Nanny Pu'pu finds them annoying because they catch and eat her flying monkeys. 

The entrance into their cave can be reached by climbing down the cliff face. Climbing down is automatic but anyone who fails a DC 10 Strength (Athletics) check takes 1d6 bludgeoning damage while doing so. 

Characters who carefully scout the area overlooking the cliff face and succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom (Perception) check will locate a fissure in the rocks 70 feet back from the cliff. This narrow fissure is wide enough for a Small creature, or for a Medium creature who's wearing nothing heavier than light armor, to squeeze through. After worming down 30 feet, it connects to the fissure in Area 4. No climbing check is necessary.

The pterafolk post no watch. They believe that the inaccessibility of the entrance is sufficient to deter intrusion.  

The caves are unlit.  Pterafolk seem to lack fire so they do not illuminate their caves with torches or campfires. Since pterafolk cannot see in the dark they simply move through their darkened lair blind, feeling their way around with their hands like animals in any burrow, . Characters with darkvision may fight in the complete darkness while pterafolk suffer Disadvantage on all attack rolls, saving throws, and skill checks. Indeed, characters with darkvision, operating in the complete darkness of the cave and with sufficient Dexterity (Stealth) skill checks, might infiltrate the lair and move about unnoticed by the pterafolk around them.  

Characters who bring illumination such as torches or lanterns or light spells will eliminate Disadvantage for both sides but will also eliminate any chance for stealth or a surprise attack. 


1. Entrance 
Pterafolk enter and exit the lair via this ledge overlooking the sheer face of Mbala. the entrance is located 75 feet below the lip of the flat top of Mbala. The entrance is covered in white lumpy excrement that trails down the face. Much of the excrement contains the partially digested remains, fur, and bones of animals, batiri, and people. There are two pterafolk utilizing the ledge. The passage in the rear climbs a steep ten foot tall ledge leading to Area 2. There is no line of sight between Area 1 and Area 2 and the howling winds outside the area mask most loud sounds such as that of a battle.

At the conclusion of any battle, one of the pterafolk from Area 2 will shout an inquiry in the Common tongue asking what all the noise was about. They are busy eating and will accept any reasonable response. An inadequate answer will alert the pterafolk in Area 2 that something is afoot. One will rush to Area 5 to warn the others.

Ten minutes after the player characters enter Area 1, one of the pterafolk from Area 2 will enter the area to utilize the ledge.

2. Shrine
The pterafolk worship a dark god (in Faerun they worship Shekinester, goddess of spirit nagas, but the precise identity of the deity is not important). A totem to their dark god stands erect in the center of the room surrounded by small offerings. Any pterafolk standing within five feet of the totem gains advantage on attack rolls, saving throws, and skill checks. Any non-pterafolk standing within five feet of the totem gains disadvantage on attack rolls, saving throws, and skill checks.

There are currently three pterafolk (two if one left to investigate Area 1 or if one went to Area 5 to warn the others) eating a ritual meal of raw meat. At the first sign of intruders, if it hasn't already done so one will immediately disengage and flee towards Area 5 to warn the others.

3. Storage
Pterafolk store their meat in this dark cool chamber. It is filled with the half-eaten bodies of dead animals, batiri, and two human explorers.

Treasure: Among the human bodies is a backpack that contains 6 gp in a pouch, a journal*, a silvered dagger, and a potion of greater healing.

* The journal allows the DM to provide any additional exposition they wish regarding the quest for the Soulmonger, the state of Camp Vengeance, or any hooks that might lead characters to places such as Orolunga or the Heart of Ubtao.

4. Fissure
This fissure is twenty feet wide and leads all the way to the top of Mbala, allowing sunlight and rain to filter down through the cracks. Medium sized creatures can squeeze through the crack at the top and climb down 75 feet. Crossing the fissure by clinging to the walls and climbing around requires a successful DC 10 Strength (Athletics) check. A failure results in the character taking 1d6 bludgeoning damage as they fall 10 feet and hit their head before they catch themselves.

Anyone with a Strength of 10 or better and a ten foot running start can leap the ten foot gap to the north passage, anyone with a Strength of 15 or better and a ten foot running start can leap the fifteen foot gap to the south passage.   No skill check is required.

5. Common Area
This large chamber is where the pterafolk sleep and breed. The ceiling is 40 feet tall. The passage from the south descends 30 feet like a ramp and opens onto the floor of the chamber. The passage on the east wall opens onto a stone platform 30 feet above the floor of the chamber. A 10 foot tall barrier juts from the west wall towards the northern end of the chamber. The floor is littered with debris, twigs, sticks, branches, and other detritus used to make the pterafolk nests.

There are nests for up to twenty pterafolk but at any given time one can expect to encounter four pterafolk, two elder pterafolk (13 hp), and one leader pterafolk (40 hp). If a group of intruders were to enter from the south passage, the pterafolk will split into two equal groups. Half will advance on the intruders to keep them in the south passage. The other half will fly to the east passage and looping around via Area 4 to trap the intruders.

The pterafolk will attempt to capture any intruders alive if they can for interrogation and possible consumption.

6. Hatchery
This chamber is a communal hatchery where all the pterafolk eggs are stored. There are a handful of batiri and grung as well as few native Chultan human children held captive here. They were captured from the jungle and carried here. They were meant to be served as a first meal to the newly emerged hathlings.

Treasure: A handful of  precious gems are encrusted in the wall. These precious gems may be pried loose and removed. Each gem is worth 100 gp. Both the gems and the prisoners are suitable for use in Nanny Pu'pu's Ritual of Stolen Life. The exact number of gems and prisoners is up to the DM and should be used to tempt players into considering performing the necromantic ritual.

Monday, March 11, 2019

Advice of Annihilation - What I would do differently

The campaign is over for my group but I know many people are planning on running this campaign and are just getting started. I would like to ruminate on lessons learned and what I would do differently if I were to run it again as well as provide some feedback from my players.

Ditch the Plot from the Book
My players had zero interest in Syndra Silvane and her whole quest. They went along with it because they knew that's where the plot train led. Instead of her whole entitled "Something is slowly killing rich NPCs the players have never met and do not care about" plot line, I'd replace it with something the players can relate to and an NPC with an agenda they might care about.

Have the PCs go to Port Nyanzaru – ask them to come up with their own reasons – what’s their motivation?  I created a questionnaire – just replace the homeland question with an appropriate list from your world.

Have them come to Port Nyanzaru and then run some of the side quests for the first few levels. Meet some locals. Do some heroic stuff. Hunt some pirates. Search for treasure. Just have Port Nyanzaru be the location for a while. Establish the merchant princes as villains. Maybe have the players learn a little about the history of Chult, the fall of Omu, and the mysterious fate of the royal family.

Then, once they’re level 5, have them meet Princess Mwaxanaré and her Aaracockra allies in a back room at night, they’re all wearing hoods, etc. She’s looking for adventurers to go on a quest to find the lost city of Omu. They are to locate the Skull Chalice of Ch’k’gare and the Rod of Queen Nakapa. They will allow her to prove her royal lineage and legitimize her return to power as queen. She will pay them 1500 GP upon their return and will even give them each a minor magic item (from Xanathar’s Guide to Everything) to help them.

She suggests hiring a guide. The guides don’t know how to get to Omu (unless you as DM want them to) but they know about local flora and fauna and what’s deadly and what isn’t. They’ll also help you not get lost or starve if you don’t have any Rangers or Druids in your party.

Then, have the Death Curse be a localized phenomenon around Omu, a side effect of the Soulmonger gathering souls. You can foreshadow the Soulmonger more at the Heart of Ubtao. Maybe have NPC clerics realize that the souls of the dead are failing to go to the afterlife, they’re all being drained away by something.

Ignore Artus Cimber and Dragonbait
Do NOT have them join the party. You might have them cross paths or whatever, but under no condition should they travel with the party as allies.

Decide Whether You Want to do the Hex-Crawl or Not.
Your mileage may vary. I was hoping for a complex resource management game of exploration. My players hated it. If I were to do it over again, I'd just make it a flowchart-crawl similar to Ultraviolet Grasslands.

Don't use any names when describing the monsters of Chult 
Chult should not have any monsters the players are familiar with. Dont' call dinosaurs "dinosaurs", call them "behemoths" or "thunderlizards" . Don't call a kamadan a "kamadan", describe it as a strange panther when four snakes and that's it.

If the players want to know what a monster is called, that's what the guides are for. The guide will say, "that's a kamadan, be careful, it breathes sleep gas" or "those are Chiwingas, they're good luck spirits". Etc.

Make it clear the PCs are strangers here and have no idea which fruit is poisonous and which is edible. Which fish you can eat and which will bite you and kill you. Survival skill checks for finding food and water should automatically fail if they are outsiders, IMO.

Remember - guides. Also, guides are all duplicitous assholes that will betray or trick the party - either into a trap or a side quest. Except for sweet Eku, who is the only nice helpful NPC in the entire campaign.

Advice From My Players

Zeynap Shiravadakar
Nothing in the original module makes you feel like a hero.  So ditching the plot is not a bad idea.

Every NPC we encountered made us, the characters, feel insignificant.  Thus, avoiding them or minimizing contact.

We hated the jungle crawl.  Your group may love it.  Plus, we created characters that would minimize the environmental effects.  Your group might not.  The worst part was the successful survival roles needed in order to get an effective nights rest.  This really made it hard for our spellcrafters.

DM Note - As a house rule, I required all characters to make DC 10 Survival skill checks in order to get the benefit of a Full Rest whenever camping or sleeping rough. They got Advantage when using things like tents, sleeping bags, good food, pillows, etc. Disadvantage for bad weather, attacks while resting, etc. 

*I* hated all the traps.  So many traps.  Traps are good in small numbers, but when there are so many and they are all deadly, it is just a feelsbad.  Again, it felt that way to me.

Most (dare I say all) of the large monster fights were AWESOME.

Those were my basic impressions.

Apparently Jones
He is not exaggerating (about Eku).

Eku was literally the only person who was nice to us and had no agenda. 

Even that nice Knight we did our first side quest for (Silvertusk), she was semi-decent but the rest of her order were assholes.

Xoc Wik
Let the players do the side quests with out penalizing them due to the main quest line. The sides that we were able to do were a lot of fun and I wanted to do others except our DM wanted us to get back on track.

(Narrows eyes suspiciously, speaks through gritted teeth)
As I reminded you every week during your aimless wandering hunting   pirates, You could have changed the storyline at any time. As a group, you chose ToA. ToA is not about hunting pirates.

ToA has a pirate hunting side quest that is in the module, same as there is a adamantine hunting side quest in the module... why have them in there and mention them as things to do then?

It is there for you to follow through, not go 1000 miles down the coast, get 99% towards the next plot milestone , get WITHIN EYESIGHT of said milestone (Jahaka anchorage), and then decide “nope, let’s not go there. Let’s go 1000 miles back up the coast to where we started instead so we can get our 1000 gp reward.”

Oh, and then complain about it forever!
(Shakes fist)

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Crafts of Annihilation - Kabaka Kwana Giant Ape

A friend of mine gave me one of Reaper's giant ape minis - Dark Heaven Kabaka Kwana Giant Ape Lord RPR 03052. His limbs didn't fit together very well so I had to fill in the gaps with plumber's putty. I think I did a pretty good job sculpting in the fur so that you can't see the joins.

I put him on a wooden base with some broken stone blocks as decorative scenery. 

The mini weighs like five pounds. It's a hefty piece of metal! 

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Crafts of Annihilation - Making G'lyh'rul

The aboleth mini is a Goroloth from Reaper Minis. I got this mini for free from a friend and it was missing its tail and two of its fins. I had to sculpt a new tail and fins out of green stuff - which I ran out of and had to make the fins out of cheaper and not-as-good plumbers putty from the hardware store.

This is the first mini I painted with my airbrush.